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crabbington:

back to school supplies list

  • red lipstick
  • one pencil
  • vodka, probably
  • earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching

(via execution-parade)

somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

(Source: alexandrakollontai, via joe-mopman)

doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding

me: tell me thats not sick

doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude

420dongsquad:

hello cats hello cats hello cats hello cats

baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

(Source: baracknobama, via tiny-besitos)

From last night!
Had a lovely night tonight! Meal out with friends is always nice. Also touched up my #halfhead hair this morning 💄💇